any funny jokes?

[ode2god]

duck hunting dog

one day a city man went to visit his country cousin ... he was very excited because he was taking him duck hunting . so all day the city fellow watched his cousins dog run back and forth bringing him birds . he told his cousin he was going to take up the sport himself and as soon as he returned home he was going to get himself a duck hunting dog. the country cousin was very happy to hear this but he cautioned him to be careful"make sure you get a dog with a little butthole cause everyone knows a dog with a big one will take on water and sink" . well the city cousin thanked his cousin and returned home. the next day he went to the petshop. explaining that he wanted a good duck hunting dog to the pet store guy . he was shown a beautiful lab pup.to the shop owners surprise the city fellow went over and lifted the dogs tail ,shook his head and said "no im afraid he wont do". looking puzzled the shop owner said" why sir"? well looking really knowqledgeable the city fellow replied ,"every one knows a dog with a big butthole will take on water and sink"..the shop owner thought for a moment then reached under the pup and gave his cohunnies a tug and ofcourse the poor dogs butthole shrunk to the size of a pin ..he then calmly replied" im sorry sir i had him set for quail".ode2god
 
 

[wildergamebirds]

  Now that was good. 

  I'm not sure I believe it, all, however.

  Wouldn't surprise me that a city feller wouldn't know about bird dogs.  But of all the things in this world, anyone from the city should know all about "Buttholes".

[NH/Pete]

 j45

[mobe_45]

 j41

[Missourihunter85]

Catching the bear
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.

The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.

Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"

 

[Pretty_Bird]

Yep as they say "You always leave me holding the bag" Best friends are good fer that....
That's a god one.!!

[ode2god]

 awesome i was beguinning to think i was the only one here wqho knew any good clean jokes 

[CharlieHorse]

ode2god,

   How did dis here jokster topic get goin' in the "Bird Dog Topics"?     Or is it some sort of joke too?   


Look here:

http://www.thatquailplace.com/smf/index.php?topic=4865.105


                 

[Pheasant Hollow Farm]

awesome i was beguinning to think i was the only one here wqho knew any good clean jokes 

Okay ode......... This is as old as the hills.... and a dirty joke.

6 white horses fell in a mud puddle.

Steve
Pheasant Hollow Farm

[cv]

Last year, two blonde hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read: "bear left"
So, they went home.

[ode2god]

ode2god,

   How did dis here jokster topic get goin' in the "Bird Dog Topics"?     Or is it some sort of joke too?   


Look here:

http://www.thatquailplace.com/smf/index.php?topic=4865.105
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             lighten up grumpy its a bird dog joke ...

                 

j45

[ode2god]

   good one  cv even if i am a blonde lol j45   ok pleasant  you can do better whats a matter charlie dont know no clean jokes lol