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« Reply #165 on: December 21, 2008, 12:04:35 PM »

Labman, loved your ol'fart joke!

It's pretty close to right.

Don't mess with us ol'farts.  You can't win.  We've heard and/or done it all!! s020 s020

And as for your wallet.............maybe time to ask Santa for a year's supply !!
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What do you mean I have to press 1 for english.

« Reply #166 on: December 21, 2008, 01:16:12 PM »

 I am out of luck.....we only have 1 Home Depot here...  s020
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« Reply #167 on: December 22, 2008, 04:10:43 AM »

  I did not hit you!  I simply high-fived your face!! j1
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« Reply #168 on: December 22, 2008, 06:34:01 AM »

 j41 gotta get me some of those wallets! j2
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« Reply #169 on: December 22, 2008, 07:24:08 AM »

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« Reply #170 on: December 23, 2008, 10:28:25 PM »

Good ones Suz!!
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« Reply #171 on: December 24, 2008, 05:46:33 AM »






                                              TEACH HIM A LESSON


A carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmer’s yard.

The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt on his land. The old farmer said, “Sure you can hunt, but would you do me a favor? That old mule over there is over 25 years old and very, very sick but I don’t have the heart to kill her.
Would you do it for me?

The hunter said, “Sure” and headed for the car. Walking back, however, he decided to pull a trick on his hunting buddies. He got into the car and when they asked if the farmer said it was OK, he said, “No, we can’t hunt here, but I’m going to teach that old cuss a lesson.”

With that, he rolled down his window, stuck his gun out and blasted the mule. As he exclaimed, “There, that will teach him!” A second shot rang out from the passenger side and one of his hunting buddies shouted, “I got the cow!!!”



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« Reply #172 on: December 24, 2008, 02:46:32 PM »

 j45 j41 j45 great jokes everyone i needed a laugh s98
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