.......just to add to this without derailing this thread, reply #10:
http://www.thatquailplace.com/smf/index.php?topic=5656.0 He's probably too young to know the trick of scuffing up the outside, and wrapping webs around the cord, to make it look like a $10 junk store purchase. Besides, once he starts serving her Quail omelets in bed, and beer batter Quail breasts, she'll calm a bit.
Now that is funny!
I know a fella (
), who would tell his wife that he was going to a swap meet out of town for auto parts. He'd load up a bunch of parts that he already owned in the trunk of his car and then go running around all weekend doing whatever! Then come back home with all these parts that he just bought!