Well.... I helped a friend work on a mutual friends trailer at the lake Friday. Did not drink a drop, which is really not me.... My oldest, 11 years old was with me and I guess she had a good time. Long day and had a good time, well.... Finally left to drive home, 1 hour, and made it about 20 minutes before the illustrius Oklahoma Hiway Patrol, AKA Bellmans Henchmen, stopped me. 71 in a 65. While I was sitting in his car I was thinking what a chicken S$#T. He was asking all the questions then asked where I worked. I told him and he said he knew the name, got a warning! He then said he was looking for 4th of July drunks. I told him if I was about an hour later I would have been one of them. I then said what happened to 9 your fine, 10 your mine? He said not on the 4th. So we played wth his computer for around 25 minutes then I l told him I needed to to go, kiddo was really mad at me for getting stopped. Geez, and this from the kid that would see a police car and say, "daddy get pulled over". I don't know how many times I mashed the gas to get pulled over for her. Only in the town I work though.....
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