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An ole man was sitting at the food court in the Mall eating his lunch and was staring at a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in alot of different colors...green, red, blue,yellow and orange. The teenager keep noticing the ole man staring at him all the time. The teenager finally turned to the ole man and said in a very sarcastically tone of voice...whats the matter ole man never done anything wild in your life??? The ole man answered with out batting an eye...yep got drunk once and had sex with a peacock I was just wondering if you were my son !!!!!!!!
I hope this is ok. the college journalism grad at her first newspaper job. wanted to be a reporter kept bothering her boss. for a real reporting assignment.finally the boss called her in to the office and told her there was a story that she could report on.not much but a place to start. she was told to go to the Indian reservation and interviewthe people on there way of life. so all excited the would be reporter went to the reservation. the first Indian brave she encountered had a feather in his headband. she went right up to him and asked excuse me but why do you have one feather in your headband ? and the brave replied because me make love to one squaw. thats interesting she said and she took some notes. moving along she encountered another brave with three feathers. excuse me she asked but why do you have three feathers?and he said because me make love to three squaw. thats interesting she said and took some more notes. then she met the chief in his ceremonial headdress. she went right up to him and asked excuse me chief but why do you have so many feathers in your headdress. and he said because me make love to all squaw. and she replied OH how hostile! the chief said hostile , dogstyle , anystyle. OH dear she replied to witch the chief replied back no deer tail too high run too fast