In Regards to winter:
"Moving to Pennsylvania"
Aug. 20 -
Moved from Florida to our new home in Pennsylvania. It is so beautiful
here. The hills are so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see them with snow
covering them. This is God's Country. I love it here!
Oct. 14 -
Pennsylvania is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning
all different colors - you should see the beautiful shades of red and orange
and yellow! Went for a ride through some beautiful rolling
hills and spotted some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the
most peaceful animals on earth. This must be Paradise... I love it here!
Nov. 3 -
Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an
elegant creature, the very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will
snow soon. I love it here!
Dec. 2 - It snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed in
white, just like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the
steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won) and when
the snowplow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful
place. Mother nature in perfect harmony. I love Pennsylvania!
Dec. 12 -
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again (that
rascal) and pushed all the snow back into the driveway, but we bundled up
and had a good time clearing it - and we made a snowman out of it!
A winter wonderland... I love it here!
Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway. I'm
exhausted from shoveling. That damn snowplow went by twice !
Dec. 22 - More of that white crap fell last night. I've got blisters on my
hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow man hides around the corner and
waits until I'm done shoveling this driveway, the jerk!
And you should see our heating bills!
Dec. 25 - 'White Christmas' my busted @$$! More friggin snow.
If I ever get my hands on the SOB who drives that snowplow, I swear I'll
break the bastard's nose. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the
roads to melt this damn ICE!
Dec. 28 - More white sh*t last night. Been inside since Christmas Day
except for shoveling out the driveway every time 'Snowplow Harry' comes by.
Can't go anywhere, car's buried in a mountain of frozen snow. The
weatherman says to expect another 10' of the crap tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10' is?
Jan. 1 - Happy Damn New Year, the weatherman was wrong AGAIN.
We got two feet of PARTLY CLOUDY this time. At this rate it won't melt
before the Fourth of July. The snowplow got stuck up the road, and the
jerk had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. After
I told him I've broken six shovels already, shoveling all the crap he pushed
into the driveway, I broke my last one over his damn head!
Jan. 8 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get
food and on the way back, a damn deer ran in front of the car and I hit the
bastard. Did about $3,000 worth of damage to the car. Those cute suckers ought to be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
Mar. 22 - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the
thing is rotting out from all that damn salt they keep dumping on the road?
Car looks like a piece of junk !
April. 10 - Moved back to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their
right mind would ever want to live in that God forsaken state of
Pennsylvania!
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