Charlie, On a 17.5 bird per bust, I would like to know just how you know what part of that bird is the .5 part. The right side or the left side or somewhere in the middle 
Just kidding but couldn't resist it.
From your previous statement, You have been surfing all the gamebird forums with your candid undercover work. You must be quite well off by now. Do you need any help because after trying to get into the bird business I'm broke and could use a job. Happy Birthday Charlie
Well, it's a political thing, there's really no good answer other than it's a way to screw people over and make things so complicated that no one can understand any of it, therefore you are open to tell them anything that gets them out of the room and gets you what you want. Kinda like gasoline....$3.79
9. They burned you for another penny on every gallon.
Now with the birds, you'll be ok with 17 adults and one 6 week old or 35 six week olds, etc. etc. See what I mean? At my day job, they say it takes 32.5 people to perform a certain task. I ask who's the .5? Is it Bill, Todd, or Larry? Or is it that I'm actually equal to 1.5 men or possibly even 2.5 or 3.5?
All joking aside, politicians and government management use off the wall figures like that all of the time when it comes to manpower, simply because that's how the math worked out, even though there is no such thing. And they're too lazy to be realistic.....
....that's odd.
Things are pretty tight around here too.....only one bust in the last 6 years!
And he got off on a technicality, swore up and down that 2 of the birds came out of the woods and broke in for food.
Multiple DNA tests and 9 months in court wasted!
Happy Birthday Charlie
Thanks........yeehhhooowwwww!!!!
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