Slider is away hunting...

[Reeves]

Slider and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming bird hunting trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Slider headed home frustrated. That weekend, when all Slider's buddies arrived up at the cabin to hunt, they were completely shocked to see Slider. He was already sitting in a lawn chair hav'n a cold beer, orange vest on, shotgun in the truck, and his dog run'n around. "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Slider?" "Believe it or not, I didn't have to," Slider replied. "Thursday night, when I left our meeting, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol'lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'." "When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful new see through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed, and you can do whatever you want'......SO, HERE I AM!"

[slider]

Right on...that would be my first choice !!!!!!  

[Reeves]

Thought you may like it.....and is likely close to the mark ! 

[slider]

O but back in the day !!!!!!!

[greyghost]

Damn, that's funny! Slider, did you dream this in color?
                                                   

[slider]

Nothing but color around here!!!!!!!!!!!