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Two Rednecks were sitting around looking at the womens clothing section of a Sears catalog. One redneck said to the other, boy look at those women that they have forsale in this catalog. The other Redneck said yea and look how cheap they are. The first Redneck said I think that I will order me one and see how they are. The second Redneck said ok you do that and if she works out then I will order me one.A couple of weeks later the second Redneck came by the first Rednecks house and ask him had the woman from the catalog came yet. The first redneck said not yet but she should be here soon...her clothes came today....
awesome jokes guys im impressed j41 i got one :blonde mom was cooking thanksgiving dinner and her kitchen caught fire she dialed 911 /amazing she knew the number / and the fire dept ..said ,"maam how do we get to your house "... she aggravated said ,"duhhh in your truck"...
Quote from: ode2god on November 05, 2008, 10:47:41 PM awesome jokes guys im impressed j41 i got one :blonde mom was cooking thanksgiving dinner and her kitchen caught fire she dialed 911 /amazing she knew the number / and the fire dept ..said ,"maam how do we get to your house "... she aggravated said ,"duhhh in your truck"... That doesn't sound like a joke ode, it sounds more like a personal experience.StevePheasant Hollow Farm
lol how didya know ? heres another a blonde kidnapped a kid and sent him home with a ransome note, it read send 10000.00 or youll never see your kid again ..the kid came back 2 hrs later with the money and another note " how could one blonde do this to another?" llol are you a blonde pleasant lol