spoke too soon

[birddog]

the wife and I were getting into the truck to go shopping and one of the ducks out back was quacking away. I commented that the duck was noisy.  the wife replied yes thats the female!  females are the ones that make all the noise! she immediately realized what she just said but it was too late.   

[ode2god]

 j45 j45 j45 that woulda made joke of the day

[CharlieHorse]

Good one birddog, it's great when those kind of things happen!   

that woulda made joke of the day

Problem is, it's not a joke............it's the truth!   

[slider]

 

[mobe_45]

 

[birdlover17]

 j41 yeah she was right female ducks are noiser than the male ducks, doesn't make sense to me why the female would be louder but i guess waterfowl are different than other birds.

[Reeves]

j41 yeah she was right female ducks are noiser than the male ducks, doesn't make sense to me why the female would be louder but i guess waterfowl are different than other birds.

SR-81......

You crack me up birdy ! 

[wildergamebirds]

SR-81......

You crack me up birdy ! 

 
  He probably thought you meant "You quack me up birdy !"

  He certainly is consistant, almost predictable.  I'm sure he'll say he really understood, all along.

  I read a study, somewhere that females have the need to express something like 100,000 words per day.  Men about 25,000.  By the time the man gets through a day at work, he's already past his limit.  If the little lady is at home all day, she's likely to have 80,000 or more remaining.  If she works outside the home, maybe 40,000.  I'm sure the remainder of those carry over from day to day.  Makes for interesting weekends, sometimes!

[tweezy50]

 j45   You think maybe if the males would LISTEN to what the females say, they would only use half as many words ??   HHHHmmmmmmm??? j41

[wildergamebirds]

You have quite a complex complex, there.  You must deal with some real daisies.

  I think that may explain why men do not, or appear to not listen.  I thought that was obvious in the statement.

  And no, I think that if a man listened, and acknowledged all that was said to him, it would simply encourage twice as many words.

  The biological need to express that much is not dependant on absorption, or a responce.  Women often get upset, if they mention a problem, and a man reacts by solving the problem, or is frustrated by being unable to do so.  I've often been told by women that they didn't expect me to fix the problem, they just needed to talk about it.  In that case, they should be talking to a government agent, or politician.

  I still wonder:  If a man speaks and there is no woman to hear him;  is he still wrong?

[ode2god]

j45   You think maybe if the males would LISTEN to what the females say, they would only use half as many words ??   HHHHmmmmmmm??? j41

j45 j41 j45 the truth hurts lol its called repeating ..over and over ....and over my husband tells me either he didnt hear me or i never said that but if only i had a recorder lol ...then theres the kids......and the teen agers .......

[Pheasant Hollow Farm]

j45   You think maybe if the males would LISTEN to what the females say, they would only use half as many words ??   HHHHmmmmmmm??? j41

j45 j41 j45 the truth hurts lol its called repeating ..over and over ....and over my husband tells me either he didnt hear me or i never said that but if only i had a recorder lol ...then theres the kids......and the teen agers .......

ode and tweezy,

It is called selective hearing that we have, and I use it quite often as well.

Steve
Pheasant Hollow Farm

[birdlover17]

Maybe this world would be better if the females talked less  j41

[Reeves]

Maybe this world would be better if the females talked less  j41

From the mouth of babes !

You are learning well, Grasshopper !

 

[Pheasant Hollow Farm]

Maybe this world would be better if the females talked less  j41

From the mouth of babes !

You are learning well, Grasshopper !

 

  j44

Now that is funny. j45 j45

Birdlover you get 1 karma point from me!

Steve
Pheasant Hollow Farm