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Slider is so old..........he used to baby-sit Cain and Abel. His social security number is 3. When Moses parted the red sea; Slider was there fishing. Once Slider's dad asked " Son, did you chop down that cherry tree?" ( It was his half brother!) He still thinks the ice-age was just a really long winter. Slider once walked from Anchorage to Moscow. He invented the wheel! Slider was a great tree-climber as a child, back then you had to be, to get away from Saber-toothed Tigers.It's all true, except for the old part. Happy Birthday!